In Which We Discuss:
1. John McCain battles for his political life - and his actual life - in upcoming his Arizona primary
2. Doctor’s for both presidential candidates assert they’ll live forever. Unfortunately.
3. First rule of joining the alt right movement: Don’t talk about the alt right movement
4. Trump now isn’t so sure about the only thing he’s ever been sure about - deporting Mexicans
5. Revolutions are happening at every level in the new Sanders organization Our Revolution
6. Corporations continue to conspire with lawmakers to keep life-saving drugs from life-endangered Americans